Wednesday, December 1, 2010

AMIR KASI SEX EDUCATION BESERTA VIDEO!!! ;)

Holla bola  guys :) Pernah dengar ISMFOF?Amir sure ramai dkt luar sane tercengang ape bnde lah Amir tulis kan.ISMFOF was actually I Set My Friend on Fire.Mesti ade yang dah tau kan?Tapi confirm ade lagi yang tak tahu kan?ISMFOF ni band yang membawa genre screamo.Ade orang boleh terima,ade jugak yang boleh kan.Tapi ISMFOF ni boleh ajar korang dgr lagu screamo sbb doranh punye lagu hillarious!!!Selalu band screamo ni buat lagu mcm nak mogok lepas kan ape yang terpendam dalam hati gitu.uicehh.Papepun Amir nak talk pasal sex education ni tak baik ajar lebih lebih sgt sbb budak sekarang dah ramai yang teruk kan.Ajar sekadar yang patut sahaja.So,Amir nak kasi korang ilmu sex bersertakan video!!!So here is it ;)

Lyrics to Sex Ed Rocks :
There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

2 comments:

  1. When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
    That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?



    hahahaa. bengong lagu ni xD

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  2. oooo..

    so thats y its hairy there.... :P

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